School Days Classes

School was a Blast

OMD school was loads of fun and we did learn a lot of stuff. To much to fit and stay in our little brains, so I took notes and Bites borrowed Dads camera. (you guys can't deny what you did during class, OK Puddles, Bites caught you with the spit wads and rubber band shooting and Pip helping with the 87 quart ice chest full of beer). We got reprimanded for sniffing, but that's what Scotties do. The only one we couldn't sniff was Tucker the Dane, he is way to tall. Bites saw him and said "Susie if it starts raining just go stand under Tucker, that's like having a moving shed".

Was that the bestest day, learning, seeing all of your furends and sharing food together.


Class 1. Security with Higgins. Oh did I get some very new ideas about protecting my stuff, needed that's cause Bites will claim everything. He showed us how to chase off a Dear and how to piss off your dad early in the morning, at the same time, Bites found that useful and funny! Only thing, we have no Dears that come close so we are applying it to the Tree Rats. We have gotten our Officially Official Security Badge with our face and name on it!!!

Class 2. Walking Like a Prince or Princess with Noodles. This was a WONDERFUL class for me, see I am a rescue from a puppy mill and near death at the pound as unwanted. So Noodles taught me to hold my head up when entering a room, and strut  a big walk or Moise along, also put out the air of demanding respect. Bites was good, he has always been my Prince, and now I can walk as a princess beside him. THANK YOU SO MUCH NOODLES.



From Noodles

Class 3. Pawlitical Science with Frankie Futer. This was really an involved class, and Frankie's was a good professor. A Pawlitical position demands a lot of work and time. We did learn that we need to develop our skills of getting sponsors and freebie stuff, and work on proper attitude around puppies and kitties. So you know Puddles and Pip were out of control, puddles putting tacks in chair and slinging spit balls everywhere. Then some doggie let Puddles and Pip in class with an 87 quart ice chest and their back packs full of beer. Frankie wives were putting stuff up on the overhead during class and making everyone roll in laughter. Frankie almost through Declan out of the class, and Bites was his usual poop head.

Class 4. Creative Table Snatching with Jazzi. Oh, now this stuff is one everybodys favorite things, and pulling it off is not an easy thing. Jazz had various pics of doggies in action showing the proper methods and what not to do, and what to do if caught. Sweet William had some excellent ideas and showed real poise in his methods. This class was trouble free as everyone was to engrossed in the subject matter. Being the perfect little "Princess" I sure learned at lot to get more of my share from the peeps and I took a 20 page note book of stuff home. Bites used the camera and captured as many of the moves as he could get.



Jazzi provide the Tacos for Practice



Class 5. How to Chew Toys with Tucker.  This covered Squeakies, Stuffies, Ropes, Frisbees and Treat Toys, with lots of demos and exibistions, (No Puddles, NOT Exibistionist). The Stuffies were the main point with how to do it right, without what Tucker called "Tear ability problem with Stuffies and Random Explosions". Here again I took pages of notes and had Bites get some pics , cause I need a lot of work in this area, see



Me and my Long Puppy Stuffie

Tucker said this was good, my stuffy Cuddle Ability, but I needed to work on destruction like Bites is doing with his Brown Bear, slow and thorough.



Bites Best Chew



Tucker also said Bites needs to improve on getting the job done and moving on to the next stuffy. We touched base on the rope tugs, and team work and proper Toys with treats inside. We agree with Tucker that the Frisbee is our lease favorite toy. Another well plan class and so informative!!!

Class 6A. College Prep. Blanket Fluffing with Milo, Dixie & Newby. WOW, proper blanket fluffing is a major work of art,, these guy really developed a superior program with tons of pictures and hands on training for us rookies, I really did not understand how to do this, now, look out Mom the bed is mine and leave the pillows were I put them at bed time!!! The only problem was again PUDDLES, flipping rubber bands at everybody, but she had to go to the chalk board and write her name over and over, now that was funny!

Class 6B. Dachshund German for Peeps with Milo, Dixie & Newby. this was a video class with each of the doing the action along with the German words and then translated (NO Puddles not transsexual). We tape record the words so we can study at home, so's we can communicate with the German Shepard across the street. Thanks guys, wonderful work and a great video class.

Class 7. Mathematics 121 Dog/Cat to Treat Correspondence with Daisy, Bella & Roxy. Now this is one thing we are good at TREATS, however there still was a lot to learn, like the different kind of treats, how to get treats, DON'T drop any, cause it becomes free range for everyone, getting stuff that the peeps drop and a very good live demo on how to share, and one on team begging by Dougall & Floyd. Once again I took notes, cause the more you work this subject, the more treats you can beg for, look sad for, or just plain steal from some doggie bubby!!! I gave a personal demo on taking a treats from you peep, Thanks Guys.



Notice the Lady Like Manners



Class 8. School Bus Riding Rules with Mona & Weenie.  OMD this was so great, learned so much, like the boys have to let the girls board first and make sure you are getting on the right bus, otherwise you get lost!. Bites was very upset about the "DON'T STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW" rule, he almost whined over that and also no chasing or running in the bus was the low point for him. The bestest thing was that the guys are required to leave us LADIES alone while on the bus, Heeheehee, take that Bites.

The bestest part of the day was after classes, and I rode Weenie's Bubble Bee around the school five times,





Thanks Weenie for letting me hang on!!!



and then there was Bites with Bandit in his plane, he also took five rides and Bandit even let him fly it once, so what does he do, buzzes Me and Weenie, waves and goes by laughing his brains out. I do think he loves flying.



Bites said Bandit was a Hoot and they had a blast



Lastly don't forget about the chip in for the Houston Pity Pack and the Raffles.

Well its over, glad we have a whole year to assimilate (WOW Dad, dictionary needed please) all the learning, notes, review pictures and remember the fun, before we go back to class next year!!!

SEE YOU THEN